Oct 20th, 2006 | By | Category: Columns

So, what should I be for Halloween?

A dead-looking whore?


A multi-cultural whore?


A "U.S. healthcare is in dire straits but look how short my skirt is?" whore


Some sort of booby type air-brushed I'm A Model/Actress From L.A. whore?


Raggedy Ann? (nah, don't like the stockings)

A whore?


Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone?


Wait, I know!!!

I'll be a feminist!




Frequent target of fallen angels, Eileen hides from their seductive wrath in the hallowed confines of Defenestration HQ, where she hopes to erect a wall of words between herself and the forces of evil.

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